Christmas V Mastermind: BackgroundTo put it politely, Christmas V Mastermind could be considered the black sheep of the Alan Ayckbourn play canon. It has had just one production, has never been published and was self-dubbed Alan’s “most disastrous play”.
In 1955, Stephen Joseph had founded the UK's first professional in the round company, Studio Theatre Ltd, in the Library Theatre, Scarborough. Alan Ayckbourn joined this company in 1957 as an actor and had begun writing for it in 1959. It had always been Stephen Joseph's ambition to have a permanent, purpose-built in-the-round theatre as the company's work in Scarborough was confined to short summer and winter seasons and always had an uncertain future. When the opportunity came to set up a professional theatre in Stoke-on-Trent, Stephen grabbed the opportunity and Studio Theatre Ltd moved to a permanent home at the Victoria Theatre, Stoke-on-Trent, the UK's first professional in-the-round theatre. Although theatre-in-the-round continued in Scarborough with a new company, Scarborough Theatre Trust, many of the existing company made the move to Stoke including Alan Ayckbourn. He would write, direct and act for the company under the Artistic Director Peter Cheeseman until 1964. Alan would not lose touch with Scarborough though and wrote plays in 1965 and 1967 for The Library Theatre, but he would not return permanently until 1969, two years after Stephen's death.
At the Victoria Theatre, the first season saw Alan successfully revive his fourth play Standing Room Only as well as writing his second seasonal show aimed at children, Christmas V Mastermind.
The play, which Ayckbourn readily admits was far from his finest moment, was hampered by a lack of publicity, little understanding of how to attract large numbers of children or families and - most damaging - was not advertised until well after other theatres had announced their Christmas productions. It was also performed during a freakish cold spell in a theatre with no heating. Audiences were sparse and not appreciative; one woman is reported to have threatened to never visit any theatre ever again after her experience.
Notably, it marked the first time Alan Ayckbourn was apparently involved in directing one of his own plays; 'apparently' because although credited as co-director of the play with Peter Cheeseman, the playwright recalls that his contribution to directing the play was nominal at best and he does not truly consider he was involved in directing the play. It was also the first of Alan’s plays to feature the actress Heather Stoney who would appear in far more successful premieres of Alan’s plays and would eventually marry the playwright. It also marked the final performance of Alan Ayckbourn as an actor in one of his own works.
It was a true low-point in the aspiring writer’s career. Such was his lack of confidence in his ability to successfully write for a young audience after this experience, he would not attempt to write another full-length children’s play again until 1988 with Mr A’s Amazing Maze Plays; since that point his 'family' plays have become an integral part of his writing, drawing acclaim and fresh audiences and he has become a passionate advocate of writing for young people.
Christmas V Mastermind almost signalled the beginning of the end of Alan's playwriting career as his next play was Mr Whatnot. Although a genuine success at the Victoria Theatre, it was his first play to transfer to London where the critics slaughtered it. A chastised playwright left the Victoria Theatre to begin work at the BBC, uncertain of his future in theatre.
Christmas V Mastermind has never been published and is unavailable to produce. It is also one of the rarest Ayckbourn manuscripts with an original manuscript held at the British Library and one other manuscript known to be held in a private collection, of which a duplicate is held in the Ayckbourn Archive at The University of York.
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